Only people with C's or better can attend my parties

In general, I have tried to steer clear of making fun of people for grammatical or spelling errors in their profile (although really couldn't resist the "massage" / "message" confusion of a few posts back) but am breaking my rule for this very special occasion (only including the first question because I think it makes the second answer funnier):

• What I'm doing with my life: As of now completing my Grad degree, but eventually work in Academia. 
• The most private thing I'm willing to admit: I got a D on my undergrad transcrips! 

The real reason this guy is getting his own blog post is not for the above though. Under 6 thing I could never do without he lists, "VIP parties" -- enough said right?