Now this sucks. Normally I can anticipate that a guy's profile is going to be unappealing based on his message and match percentage. This is the first time that both the message and the match percentage raised no red flags, actually quite the opposite. His message was some ice breaker thing about Bob Dylan (I list Dylan as one of my favorite musicians), our match percentage is 91%, and all three of his pictures are pretty attractive.
Totally promising... until I read this:
My Self-Summary: (in its entirety)
Come away with me. Come away and we'll go walking through velvet twilight carrying only what we need, our bodies silhouetted beneath the moon as we cross field and meadow, mist wetting our wellworn boots, reaching for each other as we step over ravines, slowly mapping the contours of the land over our life-lined palms, and grinning, feel starlight constellations dance across our traversing bodies.
Is there any way this is salvageable?
He writes under You Should message me if:
I want your words.
I want to hear you.
You should, you know.
You should.
My crazy radar is pinging just a bit too loudly on this one.
he's edward cullen, duh. i would jump on that stat.
ReplyDeleteHa! Just what i need in my life an abusive vampire boyfriend.
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