While helping one of my friends peruse available girls on OkCupid we ran across this profile:
Here is her opener:
Me: I just got my Masters in holocaust/genocide studies. I read a lot, and I am a comic book collector/enthusiast. Until recently, I kept absurdly busy with work and school, and now I'm working a bit more than full time, and determined to get into a PhD program... eventually.
If you are one of the many men that for some reason at this point thinks, "I think this girl really needs a message telling her that the Holocaust didn't happen," just realize that you are not original, that it's been done, and you have to much fucking time on your hands. Then choke on a cock.
So Holocaust deniers aside, I'm obviously here to meet people. I'm here to meet men. I have no agenda. I'm not opposed to a "relationship", but am also not trolling the internet for a husband. I don't do one night stands, so don't bother if that's your purpose. The situations are too messy, the sex inadequate, and the risk too high.
I personally like to open my online dating profile with a discussion of the Killing Fields, but that's just me...
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