Hella smart AND funny

See below:
Just watned to say hi. I'm laid back and have a great sense of humor. hahaha just kidding. my sense of humor is in the gutter and requires no thought.

so how come you have misgivings about being a lawyer? you know they are necessary because not everyone can stand up for themselves. the jobs seem to be lacking at this time, but i dont think that will be for long.

just want to say that you're cute but actually seem a bit smarter than i assumed. i dont mean to sound rude lol. but im really hella smart and i dont meet smart people that often except at work. i mean i'm a genius.

"That may be the worst msg I've ever read"

Girls don't you worry, Prince Charming is alive and well, is living in Michigan and even has his own OkCupid account. Read on:

I have no choice, After seeing your picture I had to write something to you, like I love your pictures. I did catch what you were looking for, and what would you know, I have a, I'm a guy who likes girls. I have a. was about to be my snarky comment, Which i have more class then talking about naughty bits, (^-^*) ....... you're pretty *drool*

His profile perhaps explains a bit:

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

hockey puck to the head and it did something.

I hope he is joking.

Carry-On or Check?

Just received a message from a 41 year old who says in his You should message me if section:

You aren't afraid to take a chance on a genuine guy who comes with some baggage (but can handle it all on his own), but is very willing to give a lot to develop a long-term relationship.

I honestly can't think of a person I'd rather date less than a 41 year old who lacks enough self-awareness to realize that proclaiming you have "baggage" is quite possibly the biggest turn off imaginable. 

On the plus side he does sing karaoke and describes it as, "a minor passion." Hmmm...