In other news

Maia received a message with the subject: "Puke Nachos" and the content:
and sweet tears, hmm.
and a link to this video

A quick glance at his profile reveals

• he is Searching for immortal secrets& being strong enough for your love!
•  he is really good at smacking rumps, making elixir medicines
• You should message him if You want to be immortal :D If you wanna talk big FUN. No boring.toxic. souless. typical retardz with shit tastes. suburbia girls 90% of this site = barf *** piss down your back HO with sunshine lollipops x

 I think Maia needs to marry this man.