Sunday, January 2, 2011

Pathetic Guys Finish Last

It's 2011 and as promised I have reactivated my OkCupid account for the time being and boy am I glad I did. 5 minutes in and I already have material for a whole new blog post as I just received a message from a 25 year old guy from Monroe, Michigan containing the following:
I love movies and can probably recite every line from a few from memory. I also love music especially live music. I am fun, outgoing, and my most common description from my friends is that I am a " great guy". Nice guys finish last in my experience though. Who knows maybe you'll prove me wrong!

Apparently this guy thinks this is a pretty good line as he also uses it in his The first things people usually notice about me section:
Most people say that I am a really genuinely nice guy but I think nice guys must finish last when it comes to dating because I have had some bad luck! Maybe you can prove me wrong!

Not to sound hyper-critical and bitchy (oh whatever) but this is just pathetic. There is nothing less appealing (besides repeated mentions of Dungeons & Dragons) than self-proclaimed nice guys complaining about their luck with women. If your message is any indicator you are "finishing last" not because you are a "great guy" but because you are a passive aggressive doormat who is unable to even project self-confidence on the internet.

I also don't think it would work out, I'm not sure how I feel about "music" I think I just "like" it.

4 comments:

  1. I think this is your weakest material to date.

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  2. I always finish first and my partner gets upset

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  3. Whatever Sarah. I saw the glint of lust in your eyes on Halloween as you thumbed through my Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual.

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