I'm baaaaaaack (for now)

Finals are here, and I of course being a very efficient utilizer of time thought now would be the perfect occasion for a blog update.

I'm still deactivated until 2011 (which makes this whole thing sound rather dramatic) but fortunately Maia isn't and even more fortunately she is still receiving creepy messages from weirdos. Case in point, see the follwoing sent from a 44 year old bisexual man from Petoskey Michigan.

if'n

Dec. 15, 2010 – 4:07pm

If I could stand bad TV, then would ask you out for a slice of pie, which you probably wouldn't be inclined to do with somebody living in the distant tundra and approaching its hundredth birthday. If, if, and if you even get this through your filters. I will be in A2 next week and there til new years if you're looking for somebody to walk barefoot through Eberwhite Woods with...

~kev

Kev loves "learning languages" and you can tell by the occasional Spanish word peppered throughout his profile (like "mis pasatiempos"). He also describes himself as adventurous, engaged and egalitarian." Not sure exactly what he means by "egalitarian" in the context of a dating website. 

His response to the "What am I doing with my life?" is Enjoying the adventure called "life". I'm a bit confused by the quotation marks. 

Gandhi (and people who love treacle cliches) would be very proud of his, what I am assuming is not ironic, answer to the "I'm really good at" section which is "opening doors of opportunity, and being the change I want to see in the world."

The worst and in my opinion most unforgivable part of the entire profile is his answer to the "you should message me if" section: open to meeting strangers, hearing their stories, learning from their stories, living, living, and living actively, not in front of a TV, but engaging in conversation, preferable with drinks and maybe even smoky treats........ if you desire to expand your horizons.

Thanks Kev you have provided me even more evidence for my theory about the direct correlation between being snotty about television and being an insufferable douchebag.