Even if I wanted to (which I don't) how would i go about responding?

nothwithstanding the geography, i sort of enjoyed reading your profile. matthew / chicago 

Like would I say "Thanks?" 

Huh?

Ann Arbor

Oct. 28, 2010 – 7:05pm
Hello,
if I tell you the place in Ann Arbor would you take a picture of that place for me? :)
I think that would be a nice gift for my aunt who was living there for many years :)

But I don't know where the place is... some gazebo near the university I think but I'm not sure... have to ask.

He lives in Poland...

Some More Terrible Usernames

Smart_Guy_00
HatePotionNo9
IfIApologized (First sentence on his profile: My best friends call me an asshole, and thats a compliment.)
skeptimistic21
driven_optimist

captain_happy69
Shy_and_Single
Broken-Chris
Discretelyelite
NotaDbag80
rustydusty4u (yes he has red hair)
Girafterbirth
LonelyRomeo1

Everything you ever wanted to know about OKC but were afraid to ask

Read this

Some highlights:

• guys add 2 inches to their height on average
• women are into money -- men listing higher salaries are much, much more likely to get messages
• the hotter the picture is the more likely it is to be out of date
• the older you are the more likely you are to upload an older photo

Law School Groupie (AKA saddest description of a person imaginable)

 lawyers are my friends

Oct. 25, 2010 – 8:03pm

not because of illegality. i enjoy the dedication to going out you UM law kids exhibit once a week. want to be friends? 

...and yes, Maia received a nearly identical message not too long ago. Trying to get in with the law school crowd shows both a profound sadness and naivete I had before thought impossible.

gauged ear Mr. Darcy makes a reappearance

A few weeks ago I posted an entry about a guy who was my very worst match at that point. Remember the 23 year old with 1/2 inch gauged ears who proudly proclaimed that he doesn't like to read? Well I am a very lucky girl because I just got another message from him: Hi there =] 

The clever message alone nearly convinced me to give him another chance, and he has also added a bit more to his profile. Not only does he have the gauged ears, he also has snake bites (which according to Wikipedia are piercings on either end of the lower lip). He has even softened his staunch anti-reading stance a bit: I don't read books really, cause they don't grab my attention, but I have read Holes and Hatchet and enjoyed both books. I do like reading magazines that are about music or games or electronic. Same as I follow a few blogs online about music and electronics.

Sorry kid, not interested yet but try again in a few months. My standards by then will surely have dropped so low, that I will be more than happy to dust off my 4th grade book report on Hatchet and get some snake bites myself.

Creepy at any age

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age doesn't matter

Oct. 23, 2010 – 1:15pm

Are you still looking for a good man? I would travel the world to find the right woman who has a heart of gold with lips of fire, with hands that touch you as soft as falling feathers through the air. One with a smile that lights up the sky. One with love that flows through her eyes. One with a breath as sweet as the spring breeze. So tell me about yourself. You can write me here or call me at 419 210 xxxxMy name is Tony
I am a United States marine. I am one of the few, the proud